Scums of Society
To start this article off, I would like to address the issue that if you happen to be in any of these categories..


#6
The Work Oriented Guy
Yes, although it may be good to work hard and get a job of anything above scrubbing toilet, these anal-retentive people take it to another level. When you can help them achieve their goals, you are their best buddy. Discussing about business, fun things they have done and other cliche gay-to-gay talk. When one day you fall sick or don't feel too well and can't get any work done, the shit hits the fan. No no, the table's turned now. He gives you that look like you owe him something...

He forgets about the time you taught him something which his miserable life so desperately needed. All of a sudden you're treated like a tenant that hasn't paid the rent.

Scum rating: 6

#5

Mr Holier-than-thou
These guys not neccessarily have to be Christian, Muslim or from any religion sect. Mr Holier-than-thou can just be your regular guy that brings his kids to school, goes to work, being a good person.

Oh noes! BEING A GOOD PERSON?! Yes, he'll even use that against you. Telling people behind your back, or sometimes to your face, how much 'nicer' he is.

A christian I know of once said I'm not a good enough person and that he worries that I 'might go to Hell'. This obviously implies that he thinks he's not. What kind of arrogant shit is that? Doesn't the bible or Quran teach humility??

Nerds compare grades, tycoons compare wealth, and now Christians compare who's nicer.

Nuff said.
Scum rating: 7

#4

The Followers

Everyone should be leaders. 'What? if everybody is a leader, who's gonna be the follower?!' you may ask. Well exactly, no one should be a follower. Being a follower immediately ranks you as a scum. The characteristics of a follower are as follows:

1. Follow the leader everywhere he goes

2. Service the leader

3. Kiss the leader's ass

4. Kiss the leader's ass again

Under no circumstances should you do the above. By doing so, you're telling the world that you don't have the capabilities to be in charge of your own actions.

But that still doesn't make you a scum. You're a scum because you're supporting and maintaining the bigger scum that now thinks he has power over everyone just because he can boss a few losers around.

Scum rating: 7

#3

Backstabbers

Ahhh... We all know the backstabbers. The ones that are all nice infront of you, but behind your back, tell everyone what you've told them, and even make up a few false facts. The reason? Just so they can have the satisfaction of letting other people know that they know stuff. These guys are such scums that you'd have to be on your guard whenever they come around. When they get to the stage where they know everyone hates them, they get all self righteous like

'its too bad people say that about me, its just that they can't take my honesty, I treat everyone the same blah blah blah'.

Well I feel sorry for 'everyone'. Steer clear of the backstabber. You might think that you can at least use them, but the thing is you usually can't find a use for the backstabber. Even if they can help you, they wouldn't. Coming up with excuses like

'oh I don't have enough money'

or

'my dad won't let me go out'

There are a few that seem trustable, until shit happens and they'll point the finger at you faster than Michael Jackson can unbutton a kid's shirt.

Scum rating: 8

#2

Mr I'm-so-tough

They don't have to be big or muscular, so long as they're bigger than those they bully (this applies to any class of people, be it muscle or riches). They are usually people who have tasted being bullied or been at a disadvantage before, and feel that since they cannot take revenge on tougher foes, pick on the smaller ones.

Cowards to the core, they'd act like they're the shit infront of someone smaller, but just when the bigger dog comes in, they shrink their imaginary dicks and kiss the bigger guy's ass. Evident in many prisons.

This is possible even in the gaming community. The guy with the higher level (usually a fat nerd with nacho stains on his shirt) gets all tough just because he's 'well endowed' on the internet. Flaunting his e-dick around, he goes around 'pwning n00bs' and labelling himself 'l33t'.

Scum rating: 8.5

#1

Fakers

Finally, we have the fakers. You know the guy with the alligator smile and 'kiss-ass' written all over his face. Usually the lowly guy that is so insecure that he'll laugh even if you insult him. The used-car salesman is a perfect example. But he's just a kiss-ass, why is he ranked #1? Well this guy is as sly as they come.

Don't let the smile fool you (if you're such an idiot that you cant detect a fake smile, you deserve to have your throat cut.), this guy will pry onto your private matters until he's got enough information. Then use them against you via blackmail or switch sides to your enemy. The last thing you need is your enemy knowing everything about you.

Never get close to the Faker in the first place, and if he finds something out, threaten the hell out of him. Involve his family, friends, girlfriend, kids or anything valuable
to him. They are usually pussies, so hopefully you can pull it off.

Scum rating: 9

There you have it. The 6 scums of society. If you have any suggestion for more scums please...

I don't give a rat's ass about your ideas, this is my post. Go make your own asshole.