Real Men.
Back in the days, men were tough, rough, rugged, dont-take-bullshit, ass-kicking neanderthals. Unfortunately, some time down the road, the females of the human race brainwashed them into thinking that they should be considerate, nice, ass-kissing nancies that should have their testicles removed and presented to their spouses.
Before these "metrosexuals" (yes apparently thats what castrated men are called nowadays) appeared in the early 90s, "gentlemen" were abundant. So this proved that the feminization has been a gradual process. (Testosterone was slowly seeping out of our manly bodies and we didnt even know it!) They were the English men in tight tuxedos that drank champagne as they crossed their twig-like legs which would have undeniably crushed their family jewels (if they had any). It might have been the romance movies starring such people that caused the crazed females to preach to their male counterparts that they would be much more romantic if they did this and that. And thus entered the biggest brainwash/mass castration of the century.
As if being a man (and I use that term very loosely here) who drank champagne and write love poems wasn't enough, they took a step further. I don't know if it had anything to do with the homosexual european designers that popped up in the past few years (versace etc), but the "men" now have taken "being a faggot" to a whole new level. Long gone were the days when a sweaty, muddy, lumberjack (with his hairy chest presenting itself) would go home from a hard day's work and demand some damn food from his woman. What do we get nowadays? A man in tight clothes, wearing a "kiss the chef" apron, cooking a delightful meal for his wife coming home from work. If you told this to a man back in the 1600s, he would've let out a santa-like laugh and bear-hug you cause you've made him laugh. A bear-hug which would most probably snap your delicate, metrosexual spine.
So what's wrong here? Have we simply become more "civilised" or were we feminized to the point of being a generation of weak, emasculated "men"? Have females been so unhappy with their husbands' rough and tumble attitude that they trained their children to be pussies behind their backs? You know something is wrong when men can fully memorise the processes needed for a manicure.
Before we start walking around with a purse and make-up kit (unfortunately some of us already have), I present to you this tribute in honour of real men. A last minute wake up call for those of you who still have your testicles intact.
Rocky Marciano (Right)
We see Rocky fighting Walcott.
Rocky is the type of guy that would open up a can of whoop-ass all over you if you simply look at him wrong. Being pretty short and small sized for a heavyweight, he can still destroy any boxer at his prime, yes even Muhammad Ali.
Shown in the picture, is his crushing power shot which he named the "suzie-Q" ;because he damn well felt like it. Just look at Walcott's face. His momma's gon' have trouble recognising him after that one.
Archie Moore, one of the worlds' most well known heavyweights, had this to say (after getting his shit ruined and knocked out at the 9th round), "After a fight with Marciano, it felt like you had been beat all over the upper body with a blackjack or hit with rocks." whines poor old Archie.
Phil Muscato, after being knocked out in the 5th round, "He kept punching me in the upper arms until I could no longer hold them up to defend or throw punches".
"Marciano's gloved fists broke blood vessels and bones in LaStarza's arms and elbows. First the arms grew heavy, then they began to ache awfully, then they grew numb. As the relentless battle wore on, LaStarza found it harder and harder to raise his arms, much less jab with them or punch with them. His hands lowered, his defense dissipated, Marciano began to punish him about the head. LaStarza began to take a terrible beating." says some random reporter. Thank you random reporter.
Rocky continues to fight despite a serious cut on his nose because he is that much of a man. He bled so much that the referee was considering a stop in the fight. So did Rocky give up and cry like a little pussy? (what most "men" would do). Hell fucking naw! Rocky ran out in a fit of rage so that he could win instead of a draw. That was how much winning meant to Rocky. So he did what any man with big cojones would do, he knocked the poor bastard out.
"And when you got in there with him, you got the feeling, ‘I gotta kill this guy to win; he’s not gonna stop coming.’ No matter what happens…nose gets spit in two, he’s coming…his eyes are fallin’ apart, he’s comin’..he just keeps on comin’. And, it scared half the guys half to death." exposits Ferdie Pacheco. Indeed Ferdie. Rocky displays courage, determination and a whole mountain of masculine whoop-ass.
"The bell would ring he'd be on you. The bell ring he'd stop. The bell would ring again and he'd be right back on you. He was relentless." says George Foreman. 4man is definitely correct. Being in a fight with Rocky is like a 12 round torture session. (if you can even survive that long). Thank you for sharing that 4man.
"First and foremost, Marciano was tough! A man who seemed impervious to pain or the fear of pain. Who could take and ignore the hard punches of his opponents. It was hard to tell if Rocky was ever in trouble, because hitting him was like hitting a stone wall. If he was ever hurt, he didn't show it." Referee Ruby Goldstein. According to Ruby (which has a girly name and must therefore be metrosexual), Rocky can get hit by a crushing blow and still not show any signs of pain. For all you pussies out there, this means he doesnt cry and go home to his mommy.
I'm also going to randomly add that Rocky has a record of 49 wins, 0 losses and 43 knockouts.
Paul Bunyan
A gigantic lumberjack holding an axe, sitting next to a bull which bows to him. Nuff said.
Bruce Lee
In my books, if you can do a 2 finger push up and make a karate champion fly a few feet using a one inch punch, you're a real man.
There you have it folks, let these men serve as role models for you. Just reading this should make your testicles grow 5 times in size. For those of you whose already cut it off and given it to your spouse, piss off, you're beyond hope.
Back in the days, men were tough, rough, rugged, dont-take-bullshit, ass-kicking neanderthals. Unfortunately, some time down the road, the females of the human race brainwashed them into thinking that they should be considerate, nice, ass-kissing nancies that should have their testicles removed and presented to their spouses.
Before these "metrosexuals" (yes apparently thats what castrated men are called nowadays) appeared in the early 90s, "gentlemen" were abundant. So this proved that the feminization has been a gradual process. (Testosterone was slowly seeping out of our manly bodies and we didnt even know it!) They were the English men in tight tuxedos that drank champagne as they crossed their twig-like legs which would have undeniably crushed their family jewels (if they had any). It might have been the romance movies starring such people that caused the crazed females to preach to their male counterparts that they would be much more romantic if they did this and that. And thus entered the biggest brainwash/mass castration of the century.
As if being a man (and I use that term very loosely here) who drank champagne and write love poems wasn't enough, they took a step further. I don't know if it had anything to do with the homosexual european designers that popped up in the past few years (versace etc), but the "men" now have taken "being a faggot" to a whole new level. Long gone were the days when a sweaty, muddy, lumberjack (with his hairy chest presenting itself) would go home from a hard day's work and demand some damn food from his woman. What do we get nowadays? A man in tight clothes, wearing a "kiss the chef" apron, cooking a delightful meal for his wife coming home from work. If you told this to a man back in the 1600s, he would've let out a santa-like laugh and bear-hug you cause you've made him laugh. A bear-hug which would most probably snap your delicate, metrosexual spine.
So what's wrong here? Have we simply become more "civilised" or were we feminized to the point of being a generation of weak, emasculated "men"? Have females been so unhappy with their husbands' rough and tumble attitude that they trained their children to be pussies behind their backs? You know something is wrong when men can fully memorise the processes needed for a manicure.
Before we start walking around with a purse and make-up kit (unfortunately some of us already have), I present to you this tribute in honour of real men. A last minute wake up call for those of you who still have your testicles intact.
Rocky Marciano (Right)
We see Rocky fighting Walcott.
Rocky is the type of guy that would open up a can of whoop-ass all over you if you simply look at him wrong. Being pretty short and small sized for a heavyweight, he can still destroy any boxer at his prime, yes even Muhammad Ali.
Shown in the picture, is his crushing power shot which he named the "suzie-Q" ;because he damn well felt like it. Just look at Walcott's face. His momma's gon' have trouble recognising him after that one.
Archie Moore, one of the worlds' most well known heavyweights, had this to say (after getting his shit ruined and knocked out at the 9th round), "After a fight with Marciano, it felt like you had been beat all over the upper body with a blackjack or hit with rocks." whines poor old Archie.
Phil Muscato, after being knocked out in the 5th round, "He kept punching me in the upper arms until I could no longer hold them up to defend or throw punches".
"Marciano's gloved fists broke blood vessels and bones in LaStarza's arms and elbows. First the arms grew heavy, then they began to ache awfully, then they grew numb. As the relentless battle wore on, LaStarza found it harder and harder to raise his arms, much less jab with them or punch with them. His hands lowered, his defense dissipated, Marciano began to punish him about the head. LaStarza began to take a terrible beating." says some random reporter. Thank you random reporter.
Rocky continues to fight despite a serious cut on his nose because he is that much of a man. He bled so much that the referee was considering a stop in the fight. So did Rocky give up and cry like a little pussy? (what most "men" would do). Hell fucking naw! Rocky ran out in a fit of rage so that he could win instead of a draw. That was how much winning meant to Rocky. So he did what any man with big cojones would do, he knocked the poor bastard out.
"And when you got in there with him, you got the feeling, ‘I gotta kill this guy to win; he’s not gonna stop coming.’ No matter what happens…nose gets spit in two, he’s coming…his eyes are fallin’ apart, he’s comin’..he just keeps on comin’. And, it scared half the guys half to death." exposits Ferdie Pacheco. Indeed Ferdie. Rocky displays courage, determination and a whole mountain of masculine whoop-ass.
"The bell would ring he'd be on you. The bell ring he'd stop. The bell would ring again and he'd be right back on you. He was relentless." says George Foreman. 4man is definitely correct. Being in a fight with Rocky is like a 12 round torture session. (if you can even survive that long). Thank you for sharing that 4man.
"First and foremost, Marciano was tough! A man who seemed impervious to pain or the fear of pain. Who could take and ignore the hard punches of his opponents. It was hard to tell if Rocky was ever in trouble, because hitting him was like hitting a stone wall. If he was ever hurt, he didn't show it." Referee Ruby Goldstein. According to Ruby (which has a girly name and must therefore be metrosexual), Rocky can get hit by a crushing blow and still not show any signs of pain. For all you pussies out there, this means he doesnt cry and go home to his mommy.
I'm also going to randomly add that Rocky has a record of 49 wins, 0 losses and 43 knockouts.
Paul Bunyan
A gigantic lumberjack holding an axe, sitting next to a bull which bows to him. Nuff said.
Bruce Lee
In my books, if you can do a 2 finger push up and make a karate champion fly a few feet using a one inch punch, you're a real man.
There you have it folks, let these men serve as role models for you. Just reading this should make your testicles grow 5 times in size. For those of you whose already cut it off and given it to your spouse, piss off, you're beyond hope.
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